Do you sometimes feel ineffective, powerless, gassy, as though your efforts don’t amount to a pocketful of moldy garbanzos? Do you yearn for an opportunity to make a difference, not the kind of difference you try to convince yourself you’re making when you reluctantly cast your vote for the least execrable candidate, but a real difference, the kind of difference you can point to and say, “Was I drunk? Or what?” The kind of difference you can point to and say, “What the hell is on my finger?” The kind of … etc.
If so, I’m afraid I can’t do a thing for you.
But, if you’d like to help raise the sales rank of my International Book Award-winning novel, I invite you to join me for Boost My Sales Rank Week from Sunday July 27th through Saturday August 2nd, 2014 AD Eastern Standard Time.
To be a part of this seditious plot, simply purchase one or more copies of Ways of Leaving at ANY TIME of day or night during the week of July 27, 2014. Then sit back and watch its sales rank shoot from obscurity to brief, illusory semi-significance. As a BONUS, you will receive, at no additional charge, a ready-to-read-and-enjoy copy of said tome, which I encourage you to read and, if you wish, review.